George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Laura just told Mama a funny joke to cheer her up and I thought it was quite humoress too.

Lets see.

This old woman is...no, it's an old man. This old man is sitting on the sidewalk crying.

Maybe it was on some steps by the sidewalk. Seems silly to just be sitting on the sidewalk. I mean if he IS old and later you find out he's 75. Now I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Dear Diary,

Shoot fire, now I'm all screwed up.

THIS OLD MAN is sitting on some steps by the sidewalk and he's crying.

A kid..no a woman comes up and asks him why she's crying?

He says he's 75 years old and had just married a 60-year-old girl...
a 16-year old woman.

Then he asks her, Why are you crying about that?

And here comes the best part..Because, she says, I can't remember my joke! hee hee.

Good one there.

I see where another banker jumped.

Osama got us up some creek shit if you ask me.

W.


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