George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

W. Here.

Dear Diary,

Been thinking up some memories.

It was kind of sad leaving the White House but a big relief also.

In keeping with a White House ritual, I left a note for Balack Osama at the White House, wishing him well as he takes the reins of power.

I hope he found it on the refrigerator. Used some old Presidential magnets which had the heads of Lincoln, Nebraska and Washington on them.

I also blew everyone a kiss. Actually I blew two kisses after cupping my hand over my ass. That one was for the press.

I also have to admit that on the plane back here to Texas, I kept asking the pilot if we were there yet.

The reason was, I was having these flashbacks of flying around after the 911 attack and the one over New Orleans after Katrina.

Both frequent nightmares.

Oh well, Osama will have his.

W.


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