George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Been thinking up some memories.
It was kind of sad leaving the White House but a big relief also.
In keeping with a White House ritual, I left a note for Balack Osama at the White House, wishing him well as he takes the reins of power.
I hope he found it on the refrigerator. Used some old Presidential magnets which had the heads of Lincoln, Nebraska and Washington on them.
I also blew everyone a kiss. Actually I blew two kisses after cupping my hand over my ass. That one was for the press.
I also have to admit that on the plane back here to Texas, I kept asking the pilot if we were there yet.
The reason was, I was having these flashbacks of flying around after the 911 attack and the one over New Orleans after Katrina.
Both frequent nightmares.
Oh well, Osama will have his.