George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where that New York Post has apologized to Balack Osama for that cartoon showing him as a chimpanzeebra.

I don't understand all the fuss. They never apologized to me for constantly drawing me as a jackass for my two terms serving as a jackass, I mean President.

People are too sensitive.

I used to come back to the office and draw the New York Post with the New York Post Advertising Headlines "Eat New Post Testes" on a cereal box and place it in the White House official records.

Oh, yeah. My new book is just about ready for release. I think I'm going to get rich. It's called, "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Being President".

I've already got offers to appear on Leno and Letterman. I might even try The View. Give Whoopee a thrill.

W.