George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I wonder how Hillary is doing in the middle east.

It's really hard to sit between reps from Israel and the Palestinians because they keep sticking out their tongues and launching gobs at each other. Then the lit matches. Hope our Sec. of State has a fireproof pantsuit on.

One will cough and the other will cough louder.

One will fart and the other will fart louder or give it his best shot.

Condi could out fart either of them and they would get mad because she was a woman.

If a woman farts in public where the Taliban rule, they send her to a fart colony.

Our troops have found some because they have to yell "Unclean!" for a month.

Hillary may do fine. After all she's negotiated between Bill and the Bimbos for many years now.

Had a great round of golf today. Scored a 76. I would have scored even better without that double bogey at the windmill.

W.