George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Mama's doing great after the operation. Dad, I'm not too sure about. It really shook him up.

They won't even let me in to see her but I bet Jeb has been in there.

They said she might get upset if I went in and misnannounced a word and rip a stitch trying to get at me.

I asked Cheney about it. I mean, I always ask Cheney about everything but he must be an expert here.

He told me that that pig thing they put in there makes you horny and not to be surprised if I have a little brother on the way before long.

I think he was joshing me again.

Wonder if she'll eat more?

W.