George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 February 2009

February Last, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Finally ready for my first speech and collecting a bundle.

Got Hannity and Limberger both to promote me on their shows and gave an interview on both shows today.

Hope everyone of their fans were listening.

Actually, it was great to let me talk to the people who called in.

One would ask a question, then I'd answer and then Limberger would explain exactly what I meant by saying that.

I had no idea I could come up with those answers coming spontaneosly combusting forth.

Well, you know what I mean. If not, I'll call Hannity and he'll explain it so I can write it in here.

Also working on a book. Yep, I spend three hours a day on it and should be through by the end of April.

It's called "Huckleberry Finn" and I'm over a third of the way through.

My first speech on my upcoming tour is to some feisty third graders who's mamas are all republicans, the same as mine. Bet those little guys don't realize that.

Not only is my speech a knockout, I'm going to do a few magic tricks and lead a sing-a-long.

Yes, things are looking up!

W.