George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I see where Balack Osama is going to address the nation on television tonight.

Wonder if he'll invent any new words.

I, myself, am credited with inventing 23 new words during my eight State of the Union addresses.

Those were more fun than say, the debates, especially those with John Kerry.

Where does that man get that big head? During the 2004 debates, one camera could never see me because of Kerry's big head being in the way.

I'd go up to the mike as he was leaving and his head would be in my way.

Shaking hands with the guy was like holding one of those balloons at the Macy's Parade.

Those Viet King Cong must have been piss poor shots to miss a head that size.

Maybe it scared them. Maybe when they were small...smaller, their Mom's told them scary stories about the BigHead.

I need to ask McCain how to say Big Head in Viet Congese.

W.