George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I'm still having fun with my Al Gore doll that I bought yesterday and now take with me everywhere I go.

Today I sat him down to watch me change all our light bulbs back to the old ones.

Last night, I left every light in the ranch on till late and sat "Little Al Gore" in the glare.

I also turned the thermometer up to 74 and left one window up for some fresh air.

Then I'll say, in a little Al Gore type voice, "Ohhhhh Noooo!"

Then we went out and cut down some trees I don't intend to replace.

"Ooooooh Noooo!"

Every time I use an aluminum can, I show it to the doll and then put it in the regular garbage.

I drove the car thirty feet down the driveway to get my mail.

"OOOooooh NOooooo!"

Whoops, I think I said that out loud and Laura heard me. Had to act like I was clearing my throat.

Better close for now. Time to put "Little Al Gore" in the open window and crank up that thermometer. Hee Hee.


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