George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 19 February 2009
I'm still having fun with my Al Gore doll that I bought yesterday and now take with me everywhere I go.
Today I sat him down to watch me change all our light bulbs back to the old ones.
Last night, I left every light in the ranch on till late and sat "Little Al Gore" in the glare.
I also turned the thermometer up to 74 and left one window up for some fresh air.
Then I'll say, in a little Al Gore type voice, "Ohhhhh Noooo!"
Then we went out and cut down some trees I don't intend to replace.
Every time I use an aluminum can, I show it to the doll and then put it in the regular garbage.
I drove the car thirty feet down the driveway to get my mail.
Whoops, I think I said that out loud and Laura heard me. Had to act like I was clearing my throat.
Better close for now. Time to put "Little Al Gore" in the open window and crank up that thermometer. Hee Hee.
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