George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where Osama has lost another appointee. Maybe I should volunteer but talk about bringing down his approval record.

I reckon, come next month or the one after next month, I'll be receiving another $13.00 with my paycheck thanks to the Trillion dollar bailout that our kids will pass on to their kids to pay for.

I've finally figured out why all those people wanted to write all that crap about me. IT'S FUN!! Hee Hee!

Perhaps Osama can keep on appointing people till he finds one that has paid his taxes.

The last time I saw a head of hair like that of ex-Governor Rod Baloneysandwich, it was on Howdy Doody! Hah Hah Hah!

This is great. I'm calling Lenoman.

W.