George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

February 16th, President's Day But Not Me!

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Cheney and his stupid jokes.

There I was clearing some weeds and underbrush on the ranch here in Crawford so I build a little fire.

Then while my back is turned, I hear a voice from the burning brush:

"George Bush! George Bush!"

And I look around and don't see anybody but there is a lot of smoke.

"GEORGE BUSH!!!"

"What?"

"Take your shoes off George Bush!"

Then I hear Dick Cheney cackling over on the other side of the fire like he always did at the White House.

I said, "You don't think I fell for that one do you?" and fired both shoes at his head.

Other than a mild heart attack, the shoes didn't accomplish much.

W.


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