George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
February 16th, President's Day But Not Me!
Cheney and his stupid jokes.
There I was clearing some weeds and underbrush on the ranch here in Crawford so I build a little fire.
Then while my back is turned, I hear a voice from the burning brush:
"George Bush! George Bush!"
And I look around and don't see anybody but there is a lot of smoke.
"Take your shoes off George Bush!"
Then I hear Dick Cheney cackling over on the other side of the fire like he always did at the White House.
I said, "You don't think I fell for that one do you?" and fired both shoes at his head.
Other than a mild heart attack, the shoes didn't accomplish much.
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