George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

That Cheney is still here and telling people stories about me when I was in the White House.

Well, Three can play at that game.

Then I told him and Laura, Dick Cheney had to be rushed back to the hospital today from the golf course because he had a pain in his leg.

Then they had to rush the other three because they had a pain in the ass! hah ha ha

I told Laura not to tell that one to Mama.

Oh yeah, both Hillary and Pelosi were giving Cheney fits because he shot that guy in the face. So Lynne Cheney says, "Tell me about it!!" hahahaha

Dad told me that one.

Let's call a truth, I told them but then Cheney started that nuckler thing and that one time when I was asked about what I thought about my first 100 days in office and I told them, "Has it been a year, already?"

It just so happens Mr. Former VP that that was during my second term so it had been a year! HAH!

I think I got that all balled up.

I just hope he leaves soon.

W.


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