George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Laura has caught me with my Al Gore Doll.

I was in the bathroom with the door locked and doing a couple of extra flushes and then using half a roll of toilet paper and the Al Gore doll was doing his "OoooH NoooooO!! thing and she knocked on the door.

When I let her in, she asked me if that high voice was me?

I told her yes, I had caught my balls on the commode lid and they were badly pinched.

Then she saw the little Al Gore doll hid behind the shower curtain. His little feet were sticking out.

So she picks him up and asks if it was mine?

I lost it. I tried to make up a quick story but I'm no good with quick decisions so I began my story with that high voice.

She made me burn it with the weeds and bushes I'd cleared or she'd tell Mama.

I wonder if Gore felt a little hot under the collar today.

Anyway, just before he flamed up I got in one more good, "OOOOHHH NOOOOO!!!

W.


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