George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I sent a friend of mine to purchase me a doll from those people making the Bernie Madoff dolls that you can buy and they come with a hammer you can use on it.

So I got me an Al Gore doll.

I hid him from Laura because she would think I had flipped out completely this time.

Then this morning I took him with me on my bike ride and I spent most of the day making carbon footprints right in front of him.

Then I flushed the commode three straight times.

Next I drove across the ranch in my gas guzzler and threw dirt everywhere with my lead foot.

Hee Hee

And every time, after I did something increasing global warming, I'd have him saying, "Oooooh Noooooo!!"

Just like that Mr. Bill on the Saturday Night Live Show on TV on Saturday nights.

This is going to be great. I just hope no one finds out what I'm doing.

Like right now, I'm putting in a regular light bulb.

(OOoooooooohhhh Nooooooooooo!)

W.