George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Did you see where President Osama hit his head on that hellocopper, Diary? hee hee. He better learn that lesson. You always have to duck your head around a hellocopper of you'll soon have no head to duck.

I may have tried to go into the wrong door or restroom every once in awhile but I sure knew enough about ducking around a squirrelly Bird.

And that press conference. Sounded like he was still campaigning against Hillary.

Oh well, he'll manure in a few years. It takes time.

I'm still wondering who put those few secs of a girly movie into the Super Bowl? That would be great while Osama was speaking. I guess I'm just not computer illiterate enough.

I better get off here. Got to go see a man about a hog, if you know what I mean. hee hee.

W.