George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Funny, here I've been out of office for three weeks and already I'm forgetting all those things that were so important only a few weeks ago, three, I think.

But who is the present Presidentio of Mexicio?

Oh wail, it'll come to me. Come to me! Come on over. Good boy! This is silly, the dog can't here me write. Now sit down here...where was I?

Oh yes, the Mexican president of Mexico.

"Kentucky Bourbon!!"

Well that didn't work. Someone told me wunce that if you yell out the first thing that comes into your head, you might remember it.

Actually, it did work. I'll have to remember that too now.

Fox! That was easy. Fox was the one before him. I used to invite him up to the Hen House...White House..all the time.

Good ole Fox. Wiley I think his first name was.

Fox would always send some of his people on before him as many other countries do.

But he sent 15 million! Ha Ha hic

Sleepy.

W.