George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 February 2009

So I said, I may be a pig but I know where all the truffles are!

Well I'll be.

I'm just now starting to write my day's activities in my diary at the end of that antidote.

I'll just start over.

February 9th, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

If I had my way, this country which is trillions of dollars in debt, would just declare bankruptcy, screw the Japanese and Chinese and close out our accounts and not owe anybody a green cent.

What are they gonna do about it? Go to war? Of course not. We'd flatten those suckers.

I told this to Mr. Putin and he called me a pig.