George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I love it when they switch all those jokes about me to Osama. I hope he can take it. Of course, he doesn't word so many mistakes as I done but they'll come up with some good ones, if I know Lenoman.

I went to take a crap at a place the other day and it was such a relief.

I don't mean the crap. But it was a relief. The relief that I was referring to, was not having that Larry Craig get into the next stall and kicking my feet.

Back to Balack Osama. While in the crap stall I saw this on the wall. Hey, that rhymes. I may do a rap record about this. Anyway, written on the stall was: "If you voted for the new president, you can't crap here. Your asshole is in Washington!" ha ha ha

It looked like it had been there for awhile so they must have been pretty sure that Osama would win.

W.