George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Talk about crawling out of the wooded work, didn't any of these democrats ever pay their taxes?

Can you imagine what would have happened to Donald Rums... never mind.

I also see where the Washington Pest, as we called it, came out today that the House Democratic Caucus spent half a million dollars of taxpayer money for retreats at luxury resorts and spas.

They say that the time was used for "strategic planning for the country."

Then I wonder what they do all day at the capitol.

They're there every day. Plenty of room.

I always called it "taking a vacation".

I think the American people will send several of these people on vacation soon.

As they say, Kay Sarah..Kat Sarah.

W.