George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 February 2009

February, 2009 (Later on in the evening)

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Again.

I forgot something that I need to write down here.

I need to remember to have my eyes checked. I was watching that Supper Bowl Sunday and this guy was going out for a pass or something. Anyway, all of a sudden there was this woman putting her hands down this guys pants.

But no one threw a flag or anything.

Look like that would have been illegal use of hands.

I'll have to ask around and see if that really happened.

It might have been another wardrobe thingamagig.

It could have even been that bourbon on the rocks.

But it looked real.

And another thing. Osama is trying to limit CEO salaries to 500,000 or under.

Are we going to have spies at each place to make sure?

Maybe he can limit his staff to only owing 500,000 or less on their income tax they forgot to pay. hee hee

Sure looked like that woman put her hands down that guys pants.

W.


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