George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Yesterday was Dick Cheney's birthday and I completely forgot. I called there this morning and his wife says he's out hunting with his new rifle that she had bought him.
I hated to lie but I asked her if he had received my gift of a home Set of Heart Shockers and she said no.
So I made some jokes about the state of the mail and had Laura to send him some this morning.
So I called back and asked where the Dickster was hunting and she said, "Why, down your way I think.
Guess I'll stay away from the bush wha....brush whacking today.
I better go hide somewhere until he learns his gift was just a litle late.
I was going to write about all those Obama appointees not paying their taxes but this is an emergency.
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