George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 January 2009

g'evenig fellow americans.

today has been sh-t my pants. i sh-t my pants for the first time in 203 years. so my wife showered me and wiped my bum for me. and she changd me n i tried he rdressing gown on.

i sed good evening to the hood and they bashed me. now i have a black eye but i put mascara and it got worse.

i sed bye to the hood and they bashed me but on the other eye. i put makeup and it was a pink eye.

i smoked my first cigarette and played golf until i bent over n my wife saw my buttcrack. she sed did u cut it open i sed i did but years before i was born. then i grew lung cancer from just 1 cigarette. i got in hospital but i was too fat, made a hole and bam i died im not sayig bye

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