George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where they fired Balonysandwich. That's one thing about me, they never actually fired me.

They may have fired over my head a few times, but missed me. hee hee Kinda like Mrs Clinton there in Eastern Europe.

Looks like Osama still is getting nowhere fast with the republicans. Listen, buddy, I got nowhere with the republicans either and I am a republican!

Clinton got away with it only because they'd all meet at The Chicken Shack Girls Club. He'd get them watching and drinking and they'd sign away their grandmother's false teeth.

It's a wonder that he didn't try to teach dad some of his tricks with woman.

That would never work with dad as mom is a knockout, as she used to have to prove to him over & over again. By the time the top of his head started to be shaped into that of a skillet, he gave up.

Won $10 on the Super Bowl.

W.