George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I guess now that the election is over, I can come out and play. I was told to stay out of sight until it was over.

A lot of good that did John McCain.

The problem was, he was out of sight taking a nap, most of the time too.

I mean, you saw more of Ralph Nader than McCain, and Nader walked everywhere.

Palin was out there swinging. I think she earned John a lot of the swing vote because she could really swing.

The demoncrats tried to throw mud at her every way but, sorry ABC's Steppinwhatsisass, Palin looks great in mud.

Well, time to crank up the old segway and my "Born To Be Wild" music.

Wonder why they never ever ask those running where they stand on
UFO's?

I'm outa here! "Born to be wiiiiiiilllldddddd!"

W.


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