George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 31 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

It was on this day yesterday in 2002 that I gave my famous "The Axis Of Evil" speech. Some of my enemas still make fun of it but I was right on target.

For some reason, I can't remember who they were, but Iraq was one.

I see where this Governor of Rod Blagojevich was convicted and removed from his Illinois office. No longer governor. By a vote of 59 to nothing . . . ever so close. Maybe he should ask for a recount.hee hee

Then he gave a speech about himself. He was a mess.

Nice hair though.

These politicians are something aren't they?

Glad I'm out of that crap. Korea.

No, not that crap is Korea, but Korea was one of those axis of evil.

They probably won't publish this for some time. But, I actually got that title from an old "Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olson" comic.

Lex Luther. That was the third one. I knew I'd get it if I just let my eyes drift.

Wonder what Cheney's doing? Out hunting, probably.

Just another retirement day for me. Like all those vacations I took while in office. Well, I wasn't actually in office but out here on the ranch.


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