George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 February 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

How about that Daschle owing all those taxes? No wonder we had a hard time meeting our budgets. If Osama can keep this up, we may not need anymore bailouts. hee hee

Hope he gets old Al Gore in there.

Of course, taxes are complicated. I mean, even fellow Texan Willie Nelson got his all screwed up so it can happen to anyone. Willie was always on the rodeo again...or how does that go? I got that screwed up somehow.

Oh well, why change now? hee hee

Of course Daschle had all that wild nightlife in South Dakota to distract him.

Just keep on naming those cabinet members, Osama, and we'll keep cutting into any bailouts needed.


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