George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 December 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here. It's hard to open my mouth lately without some idiot press man making something silly out of it.

Sometimes I think they just have dirty minds and need their mouths soaked out with bleach.

Of course there's nothing dirty about having sex. Only if it's done the wrong way.

I mean, sex between a man and a woman is natural. I mean, of course, between a husband and a wife. His own wife. Now, I'm saying it's perfectly right and wonderful for having sex between a husband and his OWN wife! Now, I'm not saying it's natural to be between the husband and his own wife while they're having sex. That's not my meaning at all!

What I meant was. Aw screw it. I did the same *****thing during the press circumference.

W.