George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

About this economy, I think if we will just allow itself to work out it'll work out just fine. We needed a couple of those bailouts but we can't keepon doing that or we'll be busted as a nation. I mean you can't just keep throwing good money......made right here in the treasury..after bad.

Not that our money is bad but it wouldn't look good if we just kept throwing it around to everyone with their hand out. It'd get all wrinkled for one thing and wouldn't look good even though it WAS good.

But not if we keep throwing it after bad money. Where was I?

Oh Yeah, this thaw in the economy and in Wall Street in particular -- took a while to thaw!

And it's going to take a while to unthaw."

I'm gonna quit right now as this is my third diary page I've thrown out tonight. Probably leaving the office has distractored me.


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