George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. That was really weird that guy throwing his shoes at me. It gave me pause to think. WHERE WERE my secret service security guards? You're supposed to take a BULLET for me...and you couldn't even jump up and knock down a shoe?

The worse part wasn't actually dodging the shoes, it was the man's socks. Take about your biological warfare. I've never smelled socks like that before.

Maybe I should pass it on to Osama that he should wear a shoe-proof vest on Inauguration Day.

Reminded me of those old Superman shows where Superman allowed the bullets to bounce off his chest but when the bad guy ran out of bullets and threw his gun, old Superman dodged just like me. he hee.

Watch Letterman, Leno and Late Night Loonies for the "Shoe Bomber" jokes. I know I will.

W.