George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Dear Diary, W. Here.
We just got al-Qaeda#9 so Cheney wins the al-Qaeda bingo. We put all those wanted guys on little cards and cross one out every time we get one. The first who gets five in a row on their card wins. I had to hee haw like a jackass and Condi had to pretend to be a chicken for an hour.
It's good that you can eliminate your enemies and still have some fun with it.
Cheney don't want us to get bin Laden. He says if we did, he would be greater as a martyr than as a cave man.
Kinda like "Alley Oop".
That's a personal phrase between Laura and I before I get on. I won't explain it any more because one day this will be published somewhere besides here.
Don't want any personal stuff. Just a little war humor. Don't ask Cheney any "Little Suicide" jokes or he'll tell them all day.
I still don't see how his lesbian daughter got pregnant.
Better hit the bed. Alley Oop!! hee hee hee
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