George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here.

Everybody gets their tang all tongled up sometimes, specially when you have to give a lot of speeches. Still I get a little sick about hearing it.

I should start off with "Nucular! Nucular! Nucular!" and get it over with.

I'll admit the I once said, "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of the Reagan Airport."

So look how Osama told Steppinwhatsit, "We Muslims" and that other George had to cover for him. Nobody covers for me. Big Baby.

And yes, I also said "I've been looking forward to sleeping on the soil of a good friend', in Denmark. HE knew what I meant.

So Balack Osama will make his.

Just as long as Dan Quayle is around, we'll be fine.


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