George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 20 December 2008
Dear Diary,
W. Here.
They're still all on this shoe business.
Earlier today someone asked if he was a hothead or a hotfoot? Or was it a Shoeyside Bomber?
Now all 4 TV networks are reshowing the shoe-throwing and bringing in experts, retired shoe-throwing Generals for their expert opinions on the subject.
I had Maliki sent some Dr Scholls inserts. Those really ranked. But I hear Maliki put them in his own shoes.
Maybe we can get back to abnormal and let the shoe-throwing rest. For all I knew, it was a compliment for my speech. A sort of celebration, like their firing shots into the air. But since we were indoors, they were using shoes.
Apparrently not.
W.
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