George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

They're still all on this shoe business.

Earlier today someone asked if he was a hothead or a hotfoot? Or was it a Shoeyside Bomber?

Now all 4 TV networks are reshowing the shoe-throwing and bringing in experts, retired shoe-throwing Generals for their expert opinions on the subject.

I had Maliki sent some Dr Scholls inserts. Those really ranked. But I hear Maliki put them in his own shoes.

Maybe we can get back to abnormal and let the shoe-throwing rest. For all I knew, it was a compliment for my speech. A sort of celebration, like their firing shots into the air. But since we were indoors, they were using shoes.

Apparrently not.

W.