George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I just saw in the National Shitpot on the newstands that I'm drinking heavy again. I really hate that.

Also, the Clintons have broken up over Bill constantly wanting her to eat sausages before they go to bed and wearing a big hair wig.

There's a Bigfoot that wants to marry Sarah Palin.

Hey they got him! Barack Obama seen dancing shirtless at topless bar in Hawaii.

How do they expect people to b-buy and b-believe thish crap? HIC! Scuse.

W.