George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 19 December 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here.

The whole country is falling apart at the seams because of greed, the Russians are once again on the prowl and more bailouts everyday. But none of these are what people are talking about.

They're talking about the guy throwing his shoes at me.

I tell the press, maybe it's good that all three of our car makers should file for bankruptcy and start over after 100 years, what do you think?

And the very next reporter asks, "Was that second shoe thrown harder than the first?"

Yes, Mr. Idiot, it was a high fast one where the first was low and outside the plate.

Then there's all the jokes about "wearing a shoe-proof vest" or "Saddam would have made a shoe-fly pie out of him".

We're going back to Texas for Christmas. If Dad starts in, I'll throw both my shoes at him!"

W.