George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Today, some idiot through his shoes at me. They weren't eve MY SIZE.

The secret service got all NERVOUS about it.

I say, bring in ON.

No, make that LEAVE it on. Don't take it off and throw it at ms.

Times like this I wish I wore flip-flops, so I could a FIRE BACK!

Hey, where are those shoes now? I gotta get'm and mount'm on the wall.