George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here.

The newspapers are saying my B Plan in Iraq is not working. Don't they realize I'm up to Plan J & K by now?

Osama can start soon with his A Plan. I wonder what his B Plan is for that Illinois Governor? Or Reverent Wright? He's probably up to Plan C there already (Acting like he doesn't exist).

I wonder if he's where those people get that "Wright On" I've been hearing since the 1960's?

Well, you learn something new everyday.

Take Sunday, I learned to dodge two shoes.

W.