George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That former Clinton advisor Dick Morris predicted Hillary Clinton would be the next president a couple of years ago. He also said she'd be the worst president that we ever had!

By all the news reports and polls taken, I'M the worst president we ever had! While I don't care much for the title, let's give credit where credit's due.

Those idiots in congress are back to trying to pass still another non-binding bill to have me impeached. The reason they never can pass anything is all that free cheese they've been eating from the warehouses. That used to go to the needy, but since they want the government (ME) to look bad, they stopped the free cheese.

And now, the free cheese has stopped them! hee hee That's real justice in action. Or rather, non-action. ha ha ha (poot).

W.