Elton John - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Got a picture text from David Walliams in the shower. Oh Walliams, yo dirty dawg! Wheres wallie? There he is!!

That Walliams is such a rude boy. And a big boy judging from that pic. Presume that's not photoshopped. He's definitely been working out.

And he's definitely on my list of 'Davids' between David Beckham, David Cameron and Furnish. What a David sandwich that would be...