Elton John - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

getting a bit bored with David (Furnish). I wonder if David (Becks) would ever consider turning. He'd be at the top of my transfer list.

I tell ya who else is pretty dishy. David Cameron. I heard last week he road a police horse. He can ride me bareback anytime. To be honest I'm, just attracted to men called David.

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