Elton John - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

I don't want Zacharry to be an old Queen like me when he grows up, so I have decided to cancel his (planned) ballet classes and get him playing football instead.

Of course, I used to be chairman of Watford, so If I bung them another £15 or £25 million, that should guarantee him a place in the first team when he's old enough. Have to start following their results again.


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