Elton John - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Well goodness me. I was just downstairs and heard on the telly that Grimsvotn has erupted.

Silly me I thought they were talking about one of the hair stylists over in Soho.

My husband David told me that Grimsvotn is a volcano in Iceland.

Gosh, sometimes I almost feel as stupid as that Alaskan wilderness woman Sarah Palin.

Elton John

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