Elton John - My Fake Diary
Monday, 23 May 2011
Dear Diary -
Well goodness me. I was just downstairs and heard on the telly that Grimsvotn has erupted.
Silly me I thought they were talking about one of the hair stylists over in Soho.
My husband David told me that Grimsvotn is a volcano in Iceland.
Gosh, sometimes I almost feel as stupid as that Alaskan wilderness woman Sarah Palin.
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