Elton John - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Saved on babysitters fees by taking Zach to an Oscars party.

Got a few funny stares. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME AMERICA! Men can get married to each other and have kids now. Deal with it. Get over yourself Joan Rivers looking at me like a tramp on the roadside. Last time I saw that much plastic was at a tupperware party hosted by my old mucker Gordon Ramsey.