Elton John - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Woo hoo! Today is the 65th birthday of a certain Mr Reg Dwight...

aka... Me! The superstar Elton John. I've decided not to have a big birthday party this year, mainly because at 65 I'm a pensioner now and I just read the news about Gideon Osborne robbing 5 billion pensioners in the budget!
Bloody Tory thief! He should be hunted down and burned at the stake.
By pensioners. Who cant afford their heating bill. Who are burning him just for the heat.

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