Elton John - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Phil Collins has been in touch. He's got to make another alimony payment to one his many ex-wives and could I lend him a million.

You know the rules Phil. Hand job in the bushes at Hampstead Heath and the moneys yours.
Cant blame me for wanting a change once in a while. I'm bored with George Michael every Tuesday. He refuses to shave the stubble off.

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