Elton John - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 March 2012

Bernie Taupin has sent me some new lyrics - and they're pretty good.
Wasn't planning on releasing new album just yet but quickly changed my mind when the baby started pooping.

Obviously i pay (David) Furness 20 quid every time to clean the mess up and he'll gladly cover his face in shit for an apple core (score) let alone his hands - but the house is starting to smell so a few weeks in the studio is just whats needed.

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