Elton John - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Can't believe the BBC have chosen that old crony Engleburt Humbernose to be the UK entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. Auntie never replied to my letter. That's twice they've snubbed me now, I told them I was available to be a judge on 'The Voice' and they chose Tom Jones instead.

This is obviously because I'm a poof and married a man. I think I will take the BBC to an employment tribunal for not employing an old bender like me.

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