Elton John - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Michael Barrymore has faxed me. That sounds rude, but it is true, we are the last two Queens of England to still own a fax machine.

He has invited me over to his house for a party. Hmmm, of all the offers I've had this week (and Tuesday I was on Hampstead Heath with George Michael) that has to come absolute bottom - no pun intended.

I'll have to fax him back saying I'm a family man now, and we can't get a babysitter that night.

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