Elton John - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 May 2011

Dear Diary -

David and I have decided to have another baby.

We are so happy and we have decided to give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie some competition.

They currently have six. Davey and I hope to have six within two years.

I spoke to Kate Gosselin yesterday and invited her and her eight kids to visit Dave and me. She says she'd love to come and she can hardly wait to see Buckingham Palace, the Tower Big Ben, London Bridge, and Pixie Lott.

Elton John