Elton John - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 April 2011

Dear Diary,
Had a bit of a rough night last night, young Zachary was crying most of the night - I guess he takes after me throwing so many tantrums. David was no help either he was sleeping like a dog .....or was it a candle in the wind? Gosh sometimes I hate these civil partnerships!

Anyway I had to get up to see William and Kate get hitched and me and David had been invited to the Abbey. Although I got up at 5-00 it was 8-00 by the time I chose what to wear - I was in a flamboyant mood and so I chose a soldiers uniform with some outrageous pink spectacles. I really wanted to be the best queen there.

When we left I still hadn't had any breakfast but fortunately David had prepared a packed lunch - unfortunately, it was for Zachary and so I had to eat Heinz stewed plums, two Farley's rusks and some Cow & Gate formula - YUCK!! I hate civil partnerships!!