Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 February 2021

Well, I think that is going well, don't you?
I am no longer a slave to my base desires. I can get up in the morning, and not immediately see what people think of the stand-up job I am doing as President.

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, sorry Eric and Donald Jnr aren't arguing about who is my favourite - neither one of them is - and I can get back to writing my science fiction novels on Amazon.

Life is good. Very good.