Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 October 2022

Well hello there dearest diary

Today I tried to get in touch with my old mate Vlad Putin, to see how he was doing, and to wish him a happy 70th birthday, (he will soon catch me up) but he just isn't returning my calls.

I thought we were good mates, but maybe he only saw me that way when I had the red buttons.